Dawn

At 6 AM you’re turned toward me and I’m on my back and our legs are scissored lying in warm caramel contact and your cock pulses down onto my thigh and my cunt does that seizing pumping grasping thing and I’m hot and wet and you’re hard against my skin and then you roll onto [...]

I Can’t Decide if This is Sad or Fucking Hilarious.

CRAZY + ANOREXIC = GIRLFRIEND – m4w – 28
Reply to: pers-235234031@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-15, 12:41PM ESTDo you have the crazy eyes?
Do you consider a salad enough nutrition for 2 days
Do you survive on red bull and cigarettes
Are you a teacher
If so, you are SOOOO my type. Drop me a line with a pic and lets [...]

If I Were a Cat I Would Totally Never Leave the House

At 3:43 AM I rolled across my bed and reached into the top drawer of my nightstand. I couldn’t not. It was dark, my bed was warm and I was, shall we say, randy.
It was not an extended or particularly acrobatic session; at 3:43 who wants acrobatics? Just me, my bullet and my Orchid G. [...]

How Do I Manage?

How do I manage to turn a relatively quiet writing workday into a three client, 90-minutes~60-minutes~90-minutes back to back massage fest?
Huh?
Four hours may not seem like a lot, but trust me.
At least they’re all regulars, at least I’ll be getting kickass paid from two of them, and the third will do fucking awesome things to [...]

What’s with the Blogging, and Why Pseudonymous is a Better Word.

So I’ve been thinking a lot lately about why people (especially sex bloggers–especially pseudonymous and anonymous* sex bloggers) blog. I know the reasons are different for different people, but I’m pretty sure there are some common ones.
I’m pretty sure we all like the attention, whether it’s to be lauded for our writing (To be fair, [...]

Service

I love going to get my car serviced. The guy behind the counter tells me to get the basic oil change, he’ll throw in the extras at no cost.
So I got my oil changed, new air filter and fluids filled, interior vacuumed and dash cleaned for 21 bucks.
And the woman with the long hair and [...]

Audacia Kicks Ass

The woman is a goddamned superhero. And I don’t care if this embarrasses her.
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Photo by Logan Grendel, via Waking Vixen

Fortunately

I break my fortune cookies open. Like, I smash them. Then I brush off the fortune and never eat the cookie.
Friday night I got this one:
“You are quiet and unobtrusive by nature.”
I laughed at the bitter irony.

Hurt

It’s not often that my feelings get hurt.
But today they were.
Because I’m not demanding. Because I don’t stick my foot in doors. Because, while I’ll say what I think, I will always do it tactfully and at the proper time.
Because I am flexible and easygoing.
Except when something is important to me. When plans have been [...]

Oh, So Pretty

Well, not exactly. I’m sick. So Feh.
But.
My kids are overnight at my brother’s place, I’m under the duvet all cozy and looking tres francais in my Clapotis scarf, finished several weeks ago and now serving as my neckwarmer in all manner of situations.

Pretty, huh?
I’ve been productive today, despite the nagging cough and accompanying phlegm (I [...]