Entries from January 2007

January 6, 2007

Mad Kids

When you don’t look at the Mad Kids page, here’s what you miss:
Jack: Momma, does Sidney (their hamster) have a bagina?
Me: She is a girl hamster, so I suppose she does.
Jack: Where is it?
Miles: It’s probably too inappropriate to see.
Also, last night, they decided that we should call her “Sidnilicious.” Because, as Jack [...]

January 5, 2007

Baby, Did You Forget to Take Your Meds?

January 4, 2007

Crying While Eating

The irrefutable (in my mind) princess of crazy mommy ranting and postulations, Mimi Smartypants, has linked to this awesome blog which has videos of people crying while eating.
Check out Carlee, Eric & Justin.
What they’re eating: Chicken taco with lime; chicken burritos with mild sauce.

Why they’re crying: Gentrification.

January 4, 2007

Growth Chart

Before Winter Break Miles’ olive green cargo pants nearly touched the floor.
Today he put them on and they barely reach the tops of his feet.
They are size 8.
He is six years old.
Gah, help.