Damn the Inveterate Scavenger

I have a new writing desk.
It is wicker and white and has two drawers and is nestled between two of the (hyooge!) windows in my (hyooge!) bedroom at my (new! hyooge!) house. I will paint it and put a glass top on it when I get back from vacation.
She’s crafty, and she’s just my type. [...]

Almost Famous

Whenever the news hits the innernets that I’m coming to New York, the requests for an audience commence.
I’m not being conceited; it kind of boggles my mind that I have a full dance card and invitations that i have to turn down in order to remain semi-sane and spend enough time with my boyfriend. It’s [...]