it’s a good thing i don’t own a gun.

wow, daniel is the biggest dumbass on the planet.

he did something so incredibly stupid, so embarrassingly irresponsible while the kids were with him last month that i’m rendered speechless. aghast. agape. agog.

the fact that he made them promise not to tell me about it says a lot. i’m not sure i’m prepared to talk about it here, but suffice it to say, it is the mothership of stupidity and cluelessness in a parent.

i’ve talked with friends and lovers, consulted with joe, my fuckbuddy-cum-attorney, and cleaned my house in frustration and freaked-outedness.

it is very disconcerting to realize that, even though every second of every day the possibility of something terrible happening to one of your children exists, and i understand and respect that, mine are disturbingly unsafe when they’re with their father.

he is consistently raising the bar for stupidity in parenting, and this time it involved child endangerment and the police (the motherfucking police!) in his city, whom i’ll be phoning tomorrow to get to the bottom of the most disturbing words i’ve ever heard my children say.

and they’ve been known to drop f-bombs. just saying.

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Filed under Divorce, dumbassery, Freaking Out, Kids, Parenting

4 responses to “it’s a good thing i don’t own a gun.

  1. oh dear fucking god.

    what has the clueless fuckwit gone and done now? my mind is boggling.

    I’ll send you a checklist of possible cock-ups by email. deal?

  2. holy smokes … I can’t even imagine! you’re an awesome mom.

  3. i dont know what he did, but im glad i dont own a gun, either.

    theres a reason why youre not together.

    the police??? geez.

  4. Telling kids not to tell their mother is not fair to them.

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